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let’s go on a parking lot date. we can listen to mix cds where each track has little or nothing to do with the next one or the preceding one. we can smile and watch people push carts and mothers yelling at their children and people having to reverse because they couldn’t get their car perfectly in the spot the first time around and people tentatively opening their doors because they parked too close to another car and we can look out the windows and the rearview mirrors and at each other’s eyes and feed salted pretzels to the seagulls that congregate and we can hold hands and honk on the horn real loudly if we want to be silly but we shouldn’t do it to elderly people because it might give them a heart attack.
